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10 Worst things to say when a Cop pulls you over



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10. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

9. Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

8. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

7. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

5. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

12 Amazing Photos You Won't Believe Are Not Photoshopped


As painful as it may seen, this is a true photo. Julio Aparicio, one of Spain's most famous matadors, was gored in the throat during a bullfight. The incident took place during the Festival of Saint Isidro, considered to be the most important event in the bullfighting calendar, at the Plaza de Toros las Ventas bullring in May 2010. The matador has survived the attack but the bull was killed after the incident

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1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

20 Fun Things to do at an Exam



1. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Be sure to use plenty of symbols such as Pi.

2. On the answer sheet find a new interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question due to the fact that I was absent from the lesson.

3. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.

4. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”

5. Every 5 minutes or so, stretch back and lean over the person’s desk that is behind you. Make sure you don’t make eye contact and stretch your arms as far as you can.

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Top 10 Reasons to Get Drunk




10. Alcohol Taste Good!

Usually, people grimace at their first taste of an alcoholic drink. Indeed, drinking these buggers takes some time to get used to. Yet, once you get the hang of taking a swig or a shot, these drinks can be instrumental to a very pleasant experience. Alcoholic drinks can really taste good; some, like wine and champagne, are even included in gourmet menus. Getting drunk on these tasty drinks is like feeling full and satisfied after a particularly delicious meal.

10 Things to do for True Happiness ♥



1) Plant something and nurture it

2) Count your blessings – at least 5 – at the end of every day

3) Take time to talk. Have an hour-long conversation with a loved one each week

4) Phone a friend with whom you have not spoken for a while and arrange to meet up

5) Give yourself a treat every day and take the time to really enjoy it

Top 10 Funniest And Weirdest Laws On Earth, You Will Chuckle



1. It’s illegal to own a red car in Shanghai, China.


2. In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.

3. It is illegal to purchase or consume Jack Daniel’s Whiskey in the town in which it is produced!

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

5. Until the 1960′s men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.

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8 Useless Fliers That Will Put A Smile On Your Face



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9 Hilarious funny photo mixtures of pets and famous people

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Top 10 iPhone Knockoffs

Chinese manufacturers piggyback off of successful products by cranking out thousands of copies, nowhere is this truer than with the success of the iPhone. There are literally hundreds of iPhone knockoffs, ranging from empty shells with the LED Apple logo lit up to exact copies (until the phone stops working and you crack it open to find all the parts are in the wrong place).


Here are our ten favorite wannabe phones:
10. Prada


We had to start the list off with the Prada for two reasons: one, because the name is so closely associated with great design, and two, because the design here is so flagrantly an iPhone it’s hilarious.
Seriously, Prada? How often do you complain about those evil pirates stealing your clothes, and then you turn around and do this? We’re going to buy knockoff handbags without wincing, now.

SHOCKING! Teacher BEATS up STUDENT infront of class


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I cant believe a LITTLE GIRL did this because of Justin Bieber


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Watch the Worst Marriage Proposals Ever Recorded [Video]


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Top 5 Moѕt Expensive Houseѕ in the World

5. Three Ponds : $75,000,000
In Bridgehampton, New York, there sits a $75,000,000 estate that has its own golf course! Called “Three Ponds” due to the fact that it has, er, three ponds (each stocks with an ample supply of fish, which are hopefully included in the home insurance), and the expansive grounds also house 14 different gardens, each with their own theme!

TOP 10 Coolest custom sneakers!



7 Most Extreme Roller Coasters

1. Kingda Ka: the world's tallest and fastest roller coaster























The Best Way To Breakup With Your BF/GF!


This person took a video of a TOMATO for 2 months! (AMAZING time lapse)


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The 3 Biggest Photoshop DISASTERS!

Can You Believe Nicki Minaj Use to LOOK LIKE THIS??


PICTURE of Lady Gaga without makeup, truth is AMAZING ! :)

The legend who wrote THIS on his exam

10 Haircuts That Got Students Suspended

89% of people who’ve seen TOY STORY 3 did NOT notice SHREK’S SECRET CAMEO appearance!

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131,000,000 people could not STOP LAUGHING at this video


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The Deadliest Teen Fad Ever: Parents MUST See

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The most AWESOME birthday cakes EVER MADE!!!

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Most Expensive Soccer Ball Ever ($2.59 MILLION)

















The ball took three months to design and is still in production. It will be the size of a standard soccer ball and will be encrusted with 6,620 white diamonds and 2,640 black diamonds, weighing approximately 4.8 lbs.

Worlds Dumbest Cops caught on video Watch the tape that got them fired


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If someone likes you, they are doing ONE of these 3 common body movements




1. Left hand in pocket. Studies in 1998 Clintwood University show that when people are around the ones they passionately desire, 85% of the time they put their left hand in their pocket.

YOU Think YOUR Brain IS Strong Enough? 6 Tricks to play with your Brain

The information gathered by our eye is processed in the brain to give a percept that does not tally with a physical measurement of the stimulus source. We have complied a list of images which will confuse your brain.

1. Black Dots


Try to count the number of black dots on the image above.

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